Core Water

An expensive ass water that just tastes like sink water.

Guy: Buys Core Water "Wow this tastes like shit." Girl: "How do you know how shit tastes like?"
Guy: 😑

by Biggppenerygy69 February 10, 2020

Dog water

Do be worse than average at various things.

Me: "Hey, what did you get for your physics test?"
Friend: "My test score was absolute dog water"

by KEVEVDEV February 21, 2022

Las Vegas Water Tower

Going face down at your friends crotch in a public pool while they piss out all the alcohol.

Dude did you see the Las Vegas Water Tower Hunter took from Corey yesterday?

by Vega$ Gremlin July 16, 2023

water the general's dog

To urinate.

I need to go water the general's dog before we head out of here.

by dibble bop December 20, 2010

Spicy Water

When we go to festivals instead of raw dogging MDMA out of the bag we mix it with our water, that means it's fairly distributed between the 3 or 4 of us. You just gotta be careful you don't over-hydrate as fucks up your insides. It's miles better than rubbing it on your gums or putting it in a rizlas and swallowing it.

Yo, whos got the spicy water need to keep the buzz going.

by Opiate Addict September 1, 2023

Dirty Water

Dirty Water - a term for a build up of semen in your testicles.

An old carpenter arrived on the building site on a Monday morning and said to the apprentice, "well Jimmy, did you get rid of your dirty water at the weekend?' thus - did you get "a ride" or "did you get the spuds drained"? In other words did you have sexual intercourse at the weekend or "blow yer load" and get rid of your dirty water. (See Get Er Bucked in Belfast).

by weeBelfastman March 15, 2025

table water

table water is just like water but now its on a table. most people share it in restaurants or sm

Person 1: "OMG ITS WATER BUT ON A TABLE"

Person 2: *faints of amazement due to the existence of the table water*

by The Bad Command Station July 25, 2025