Benning a dick

The act of fucking a canine skull, usually a wolfskull

Person one - "yo, you hear that dude who shot a wolf and took its skeleton"
Person 2 - "I bet hes benning a dick"

by supermegafan6969 May 13, 2019

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Dick Greedy

A woman who will never ever introduce you to any of her female friends because she wants all the dick to herself.

Man A
"Hey man, why won't that chick introduce me to any her friends?"
Man B
"Because she's reserving all the dicks for herself. She's dick greedy."

by Crobbin March 23, 2019

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Doing the dick

To screw around; to fuck around; to lean on the shovel; to piss around; to waste time, so on and so forth.

Q: Hey, what you up tonight, boy?
A: Doing the dick. I got nothin. What you up to?

by klawrawkz March 30, 2019

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poopoo dick

when someone ridin on a guy and they fuckin fart and a damn fuckin shit come out on the dick

bro i swear bro reniqua is fucking gross as shit bro she gave me a poopoo dick on my momma

by charmue March 31, 2019

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Instead of "I butt dialed you" the more fitting expression from me would be "my dick dialed you". Because my butt is unable to use my phone, but my dick, on the other hand, is very much capable and very willing to do so. Plus, I don't carry my phone in my back pocket next to my butt, I carry it in my front pocket, like everyone else does, next to my dick. So.... I dick dialed you.

Oh my bad bro, I must have dick dialed you.

Hot Chick: I think you butt dialed me.

Me: No ma'am, I dick dialed you.

by Shoshy April 3, 2019

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