Joe Gomez

A genuine nonce who keeps thundercunting the ball from 35 yards out when, as of right now, he has 0 career goals. A terrorist on the pitch who deserves the death penalty.

Person 1: Why does he keep shooting from outside the box when Liverpool needs a goal?
Person 2: It was Joe Gomez wasn't it

by Give my goat a penalty April 15, 2024

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Joe kind

Like the nicest person ever! He is awesome and I am so happy to have met someone like him. He is hilarious and he loves his Alexa so much. He is so kind and plays Minecraft with his sister. He adores swimming and basketball

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Woah did you see Joe kind

by Livunicornlovesalba March 22, 2019

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Joe

And no, it's not Joe mama it's Joe Goldberg! Went by Will Bettleheim for awhile but he is the most dreamy yet creepy man you'll ever meet, don't make him fall in love with you unless you're not afraid of a big secret...

Joe is so cute! ... But he is starting to creep me out a bit..

by Pew News February 28, 2020

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joe mama

a mystical being who founded the galaxy 420 years ago. we worship him with an ancient ritual

all hail joe mama

by poopmeister420 January 14, 2021

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A man that is tall and fit, his cock is the length of trump tower, he is very sexy and can turn straight men gay. If you let him fuck you you will be killed, also you might choke when sucking that sucker

News reporter; a man named joe killed his teacher when he got a boner, while watching porn during class.

by Sheep123456789 March 20, 2019

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