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Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".
"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."
by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025
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peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself
smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.
by lol poggers man December 19, 2022
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boob butter

The sweat under your boobs!
My wife has boob butter after a good workout!
by Boo butter April 12, 2023
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Cinnamon butter manicure

When you're on a date at Texas Roadhouse and she uses the cinnamon butter spread to give you a footjob under the table.
Yeah bro I was on a date last week and this big titty goth girl gave me a surprise cinnamon butter manicure. It was legendary!
by ArmadaFB December 13, 2024
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Garlic Butter

Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)
Example:

Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*
by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 10, 2018
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Butter

Very smooth. Gon' pop like trouble. GETTING READY TO BREAK RECORDS ARMY. Dance pop track, very cardio.

You'll listen to it an unhealthy number of time.

Breaking into your heart like that.
Person 1: Have you heard butter?
Person 2: Get it, let it roll!
by keyboardsmeesh June 2, 2021
mugGet the Buttermug.

peanut butter brother's

Two gay men eating peanut butter out of each other's ass
Mike was eating peanut butter out of John's ass. Peanut butter brother's
by Slayer of life January 9, 2023
mugGet the peanut butter brother'smug.

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