Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".
by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025
Get the Up a cow's udder for a stick of buttermug. a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself
by lol poggers man December 19, 2022
Get the peanut buttermug. by Boo butter April 12, 2023
Get the boob buttermug. When you're on a date at Texas Roadhouse and she uses the cinnamon butter spread to give you a footjob under the table.
Yeah bro I was on a date last week and this big titty goth girl gave me a surprise cinnamon butter manicure. It was legendary!
by ArmadaFB December 13, 2024
Get the Cinnamon butter manicuremug. Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)
Example:
Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*
Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*
by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 10, 2018
Get the Garlic Buttermug. Very smooth. Gon' pop like trouble. GETTING READY TO BREAK RECORDS ARMY. Dance pop track, very cardio.
You'll listen to it an unhealthy number of time.
Breaking into your heart like that.
You'll listen to it an unhealthy number of time.
Breaking into your heart like that.
by keyboardsmeesh June 2, 2021
Get the Buttermug. by Slayer of life January 9, 2023
Get the peanut butter brother'smug.