Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

Bean Fumbler

Someone who flakes on plans after they have been made.

Sam: Bro fuck this man Jack, I was going to hoop with him but he flaked.

Jim: Wow, what a bean fumbler.

by MNS2057 October 28, 2021

Kosher Beans

An amalgamation of "Everything's Kosher" and "Cool beans".

Used to communicate that you agree and all's good.

-Yo, we still going to the bar tonight?
-Yeah bro. I'll roll by at around 9 to pick you up.
-Kosher Beans.

by CoBludIt August 17, 2022

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

King Bean

A king bean is a great leader and really smart. His firearm skills are unmatched throughout all of beantopia. He is normally found playing games on his Xbox in the legendary palace of Beantopia. All who come before him will be blessed or will die trying

Wow King Bean is so sad

by stosef jalin January 20, 2022

Bean

Someone small in stature, often sweet, endearing or cute in nature.

Look at her, she's such a precious little bean.

by UrbanDictionary421 November 24, 2021

The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.

The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown

by Garads July 9, 2024