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bro

"his baby bro"
by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024
mugGet the bromug.

bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term
"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies
by sussybaka6969420 October 30, 2022
mugGet the bros before hoesmug.

Bro-ditus

A type of brain damage resulting in being around a certain dum dum named " Broden. "
I am suffering from a bad case of the Bro-ditus.
by gregory III October 2, 2023
mugGet the Bro-ditusmug.

bro-ho

Bro:hey wanna go surfing?

Dude:no, i'm going to my girls house.

Bro:Hey, Bro-ho
by this isn't my normal user name February 26, 2009
mugGet the bro-homug.

Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
mugGet the Brown Belt Bromug.

Bro

If I use bro it doesn't mean you are my brother it's just a casual world which I use with any one my female friend and also my male friend
The example goes like bro wacha doin'
by HapppyShiny. June 3, 2022
mugGet the Bromug.

Gamer nigger bro

That friend that just really likes trees
That gamer nigger bro spends too much time in the forest

You are kid is such a gamer nigger bro that his favorite hobby is to climb trees
by Temiz August 6, 2023
mugGet the Gamer nigger bromug.

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