Good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning god bless Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: I said good morning god bless Hila

by Brosmagma May 23, 2018

the scarlet god

The scarlet god is a man who dosent care if your a man or a god he does not care at all and has absolutly 0 regard for human life he doesemt give a shit if your 8 or 80 he will kick your ass ten miles underground

Yo broo how u die i was killed by the scarlet god shhh bro dont say his name dude whats wrong with you

by Ududheh2 May 9, 2022

Greek god

Matt

Matt looks like a Greek god

by Gr3kg0d November 24, 2021

Good Morning and God Bless

To take a shit, drink coffee and have an egg salad at the same time.

"Ethan I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"

"Good Morning, God Bless, Hila"

"What?"

"It's a Good Morning and God Bless"

by hilakleiner420 May 23, 2018

God

Michael

Circle (god) is the best shape

by Daddy's got a fatty January 20, 2022

Abuser God

Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...

Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"

Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."

Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"

Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."

Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."

Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"

Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."

Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

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<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, And Archery <2003>

<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, And Archery <2003>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025