Kryoz John

An epic gamer, and artist in many fields. A bit lonely but it’s okay his fans relate. A little mean cutie patootie

omg is that kryoz john?
yeas he so rude :)

by Dirpppsy February 17, 2024

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John Ryan

Noun

a sentient being who exists outside of the norm because why not coconut.
It's possible that you're reading this because you know me or have a crush on me. Don't be shy; you can DM me on my Facebook or Instagram accounts. My messages are always open and I'm always available. We'll meet up there.

John Ryan is such a cutie no one can resist his charms >///<

by karmaxxx May 17, 2022

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Who tf is John Fisher

the average reaction to give when someone says 'slurping it up like john fisher'

Person 1: bro, im slurping it up like john fisher
Person 2: what???? who tf is john fisher???

by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025

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John

Man who’s hair is longer than his arms also a little guy

Have you seen John

Oh yeah he’s the guy w the short arms

by Daddywjhehdhd June 20, 2022

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john

john is an adorable boy with an unusually dry and sarcastic sense of humor. although he is super funny, he usually uses humor as a coping mechanism. he's pretty shy at first and takes awhile to open up, but once he does he becomes more comfortable around you and will definitely confide in you. he has a great taste in music and likes alternative, unpopular bands. he is very small and thin, and he also has the cutest brown eyes. he is really adorable but has no idea. he is pretty insecure so he stands with bad posture. he can seem jaded and negative a lot of the time, but he is the best friend you could ever ask for. it's hard not to have a crush on him :)

john does not appreciate being named after a toilet.

by slytherdor October 7, 2020

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