December 7

National fuck your best friend day.

person 1: Hey bestie, wanna fuck
person 2: what-!? no, why!?
person 1: It's December 7th

by whoischaos December 7, 2021

December 8th

National crush day
Tell your crush you like them it’s DECEMBER 8TH

Kate: Hi josh I like you.
Josh: Why did you tell me this?
Kate: Because it’s December 8th.
Josh: Oh ok well I like you to. Want to date?
Kate: OMG really?
Josh: YES OF COURSE!
Kate: OMG YES OF COURSE I WILL DATE YOU JOSH!

by Fivelowbestie December 8, 2021

December 8

December 8 is the day we’re you kiss your crush, Gf/bf day

That’s how you explain December 8
Bill: *kisses girl friend

Girlfriend: what’s the for

Bill: it’s November 8

Girlfriend: oh yea now let me kiss u

by Money bill December 8, 2021

december 10

december 10 is kiss your crush day.

Johnny Depp: you know what day it is right?

Tom Holden: Nah, why?

Johnny Depp: it’s december 10th, you gotta kiss your crush.

by bvtterfly December 8, 2021

December 8

National hate crime bisexual guys named Jack day

Hey today is Decamber 8.
What is December 8

It's national hate crime bisexual guys named Jack day!

by Yourmomisgayforme December 8, 2021

December 9

December 9 is national praise Mayson Landry for his legendary jazz solo.

Guy: Ayy you slippery goose, what day is it?
Slippery Goose: You already know it’s December 9 bro
Guy: Fr? Where’s Mayson Landry?
Slippery Goose: Why you got beef?
Guy: It’s national praise Mayson Landry for his jazz solo
Slippery Goose: Ait’ bet

by Mayson Landry enthusiast December 8, 2021

December 17th

Aspen appreciation day

Friend one: Here's a present!!
Friend 2: Dude what's this for
Friend one: It's December 17th!!
Friend two: yeah so its not Christmas yet?
Friend One: Yeah but its Aspen appreciation day!

by Kiidoes December 8, 2021