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Bro

•noun
brōe

A person who you can trust, A person who will always be there for you, A person you can lean on, a person who you play d&d with, a person you play lego star wars on the wii with, someone who you can count on to help bury the bodies, a person who you do illegal drugs with, a person who you jump off of a 3d floor balcony with in satanic sacrifice, and a person you can spend an eternity in hell with.
Bro #1: My goldfish died last week bro
Bro #2 : i know what you mean bro.

*they hold each other close in warm embrace*
by CheeseSquare1107 December 1, 2022
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In-bro-ing

Similar to "inbreeding", but occurs when a bro bones down the mother of a fellow bro, usually of a bro you are very close to, that feels like a brother to you.
Your gonna poke my mom with your womb broom, aren't you Perry? That's some sick in-bro-ing shit man, please don't.
by Swol Troll March 26, 2017
mugGet the In-bro-ingmug.

Calling all bros

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Calling all bros
by FLIPPERN March 16, 2019
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An insult originating from Angelina Pivarnick on Jersey Shore when she was kicked out the shore house.
It was directed towards Mike "the situation" when he called her a loser.
When your mad at someone and need an insult.
"Get away from me you look 40 bro get some botox."
by Nicole "Snooki" December 14, 2022
mugGet the You look 40 bro get some botoxmug.

Super Malaria Bros

Jerry: Awesome, I got Super Malaria Bros. for the Flii!
by lolmaster444 March 19, 2017
mugGet the Super Malaria Brosmug.

Bro-Text fondling

When a bro text another bro useing words like what up, yo, and chill. In order to get the other bro excited to meet.
Joe:Yo, what up can u hang Id be ball'in if we chilled

Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited

Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling
by Bonzilizard July 1, 2011
mugGet the Bro-Text fondlingmug.

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