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Beans

Used as a response to show ones approval. Shortened version of a more well known response "Cool Beans".

- As inspired by Josh (Raid Father) (Gauntlet).
A: "Yo, I just got my first bonus check."
B: "Beans!"

A: "That was some pretty delicious pizza, if I do say so myself."
B: "Beans."

A: "Hey, sorry for doing that to you earlier. I went too far... Beans?"
B: "Yea... Beans."
by Bibidi January 2, 2021
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Matthew Bean

Someone who got annoyed that their name wasn't in the urban dictionary so got me to add it.
by Xocrone September 16, 2020
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Bean Addict

Addiction to beans is very serious. Its when a person is very obsessed with beans and always talks about them. Bean addicts or as they like to call themselves 'professional bean' or 'bean enthusiast' always like to tell people random facts about beans. They also listen to bean songs. I, myself, know a bean addict their name is Caitlin and their addiction is slowly getting worse, she always tells me random bean facts and sends me bean pics. I am very concerned for her mental health. If you too know someone with this problem please get them treated before it starts spiralling out of control, after it gets to that stage there is no going back. So please get help for your bean loving friends and family members. (Don't worry about Caitlin she will be fine... i hope.) Also take note that large consumptions of beans can cause severe, aggressive farting issues.
Person1: omg i think that girl is a Bean Addict.
Person2: oh yeah thats Caitlin.
Caitlin: BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS
by NakedRoleMat33 November 20, 2021
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Cool as beans

To stick your finger in another mans anus, remove sniff and possibly lick, then insert back into your own anus during homosexual acts.
Alex was cool as beans all summer long.
by El Toros May 21, 2021
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Beaning

You are you beaning after school?
by #CerealCarts April 15, 2019
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I like jelly beans

Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"

marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"

Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"
by LightSwigger March 6, 2024
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BEANS

Can be a verb, noun and adjective.

Commonly referred to as "the beans"
John said "giver the beans" before mark crashed his vehicle highly intoxicated
by GOBBLESSHOSS May 29, 2023
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