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Sweet Chocolate Starfish

The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.
4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*
by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023
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double chocolate finkle

Stuffing a cosmic brownie in your partners butthole, fucking the brownie filled butthole until ejacualtion, then having the partner shit out the brownie on your chest.
I love her so much bro! She even let me do the double chocolate finkle! Im gonna marry her!”
by coink September 2, 2023
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Mint Chocolate Chip

When you drop a mint in your partners asshole. Then proceed to dunk tongue into dat ass, Making sure to anchor before bottoming out, fishing out the mint. Then to top it all off, after you swirl the mint into your mouth to get a fresh minty breath, you spit in your partners ass.
Person 1: Dude, you smell minty fresh!
Person 2: Thanks man, but thats not my breath, my girl gave me the meanest mint chocolate chip. My farts are fresh.
by Stoner McBoner 69 September 3, 2023
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The chocolate swirl

When you hold someone by the feet and dip their head into a toilet full of human waste and proceed to flush the toilet while their head is fully submerged in it
by P@ttycak3 September 22, 2023
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Milk chocolate sex

A mix between vanilla and chocolate sex. A new invention created.
Othmane just discovered what milk chocolate sex was
by Cybergirlfriendd September 26, 2023
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panzer chocolate

German name for amphetamines used by soldiers in tanks to stay awake for three days.
We stayed awake with panzer chocolate.
by aw_vw September 28, 2023
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anal chocolate bar

A poop covered penis after having anal sex
She ate up that anal chocolate bar after getting her ass pound
by Lynzz November 2, 2023
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