cunt monkey

a term or expression used for someone has some what ticked you off. soo you call them a cunt monkey

or someone that is obsesses with vagina.

annoying person: haha what a douchbag

you: wow, way to be a cunt monkey
annoying guy: shut up u fag.

by XxlovelesslostxX October 22, 2009

top cunt

Top Cunt .... has a dual meaning! either " He's a great bloak !!!" Or he's such a cunt ... he's a top cunt!

Yeah! ..... That Larry's a top cunt ya know!

by Dave Jackson January 18, 2007

cunt puddler

a person who licks the vagina ( saliva and and the girl becomeing wet makes a puddle)

used to describe a bitch or a lesbian who gets on your nerves.

That bitch is such a cunt puddler, why does she insist on talking to me.

by Raunchy veretas March 16, 2010

wasabi cunt

1. a spicy vagina
2. bad annunciation of "whassup ya cunt?!"

"we got sushi earlier... then i went down on her, but she had wasabi cunt"

person 1: "whassup ya cunt?!"
person 2: "did he say wasabi cunt?"

by see jay pee January 15, 2010

Cunt Fagot

A Cunt Fagot carries every connotation of a fagot except homosexual. In a man a Cunt Fagot indicates a person who thinks they are superior because of their artsy taste in obscure music, movies, books etc... In a woman it attaches the same associations except the connection between an actual homosexual is even more detached. A Cunt Fagot is significantly more concerned with whether you are aware of their bizarre taste in obscure media than whether or not they actually enjoy said media.

Kanye West is a "Cunt Fagot".

That "Cunt Fagot" just tried to sell Boards of Canada to me.

That "Cunt Fagot" with the wolf on his shirt only likes Lil Wayne because its ironic.

hipster

by The Prophet El Matador November 2, 2009

Cunt Flu

a woman's special time of the month, menstruating

i wouldn't go down there she's got Cunt Flu

by dav-ross November 26, 2009

Butter Cunt

1. A reference to any incredibly annoying person, spec. female.

2. Referring to a spoiled, especially annoying, and selfish woman of large proportions.

3. A female of large stature and unsightly features with little to offer the opposite gender except stifled sexual intimacy.

Christ, Becca, stop being such a Butter Cunt.

or

Sarah? Yeah, she's alright as a friend; but if I didn't know her I'd peg her as a total butter cunt.

by Trahald October 7, 2010