by GoodRexium May 28, 2020
A famous painter who loved to create magnificent detailed and colorful artwork-renderings of the different makes/models of zippy cars that traverse Germany's high-speed motorways.
Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
You look like James Wright in that dress
by Mghiglieri October 12, 2021
by eyesheartpoint September 18, 2023
A guy who has an enormous sack. Not only is this sack massive, the balls within are so small they barely resemble anything.
A James Keeton is the name given to the smallest ratio of ball size to sack size ever measured.
A James Keeton is the name given to the smallest ratio of ball size to sack size ever measured.
by Definition 124726638 July 01, 2019
Most beautiful boy you will ever meet. He is shy but respectful and has the greatest and swaggiest style. Everyone should be jealous and look up to him as a style and personality icon. His music taste is immaculate and literally every song he listens to is blessed by his consent. A James Burns is most likely taken and in a strong and healthy relationship because of how good he treats his girl. James Burns is a impossible person to hate and everyone should learn to love him. XOXO
by maa392142 September 09, 2023