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SlowPower
Slowpower is a simp
by geg_ January 22, 2020
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Simp

this is what you say when you want to suck and inhale someone man power or man puss. meaning sperm or cum after sucking their dick and making them orgasm and the man with good taste cum taste very good and only like good girls do it and not sluts who been with everyone. to suck and inhale man power or man puss.
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Simping

Being pussy-whipped for a person who you are not in a relationship with. Also being obsessed and overly servicing to that person.
Guy 1, "yeah bro she was talking about how she wanted these shoes so I went ahead and bought them for her."

Guy 2, "Bro doesn't she always leave you on read and never talk to you unless she wants something? You're simping hardcore bro you gotta stop."
by Binaryincision October 24, 2020
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Simp

A chubby Chinese kid named Cactus who likes a girl named Shouq.
Someone: Yo did u hear what happened with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No, what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp for that girl called shouq!
by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020
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Simp

A CS:GO player named Stranger.JPG

He usually bottom frags and is a MASSIVE SIMP
Yo that Simp on our team thinks he's the next KennyS, he's not
by beest June 16, 2020
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simp cheese

cheese produced using the breast milk of a woman (e.g. a streamer) for whom a man simps
"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"
by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025
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