ball clap fart

When you make a fart noise with your big sweaty balls.

1. Man, I HATE it when I ball clap fart.

by SuperSniperEagleMan July 29, 2020

Brazilian Fart Brothers

Two different dudes that have eaten the same ass. Somewhat similar to Eskimo brothers.

Person 1: "Bro I ate Niki's fart box the other day"

Person 2: "No way, I ate her ass last week! Does this make us Brazilian Fart Brothers?"

by Whipdad August 13, 2016

10 print "farts"

LGR's fav BASIC program, infinitely prints "farts"

10 print "farts"
20 goto 10

by IncorrectAssumptions December 18, 2018

Grecian Fart Burger

A Greek Gyro sandwich made with lamb meat, onion, and a pita bread.

Hey Dad, tomrrow's road trip is going to be awful after eating these Grecian Fart Burgers for Dinner. This one has extra onions.

by scottyboy... July 29, 2019

Vanishing fart syndrome

The need to fart only when socially inconvenient and vice versa

In public (e.g. Airport Lounge): I need to fart loudly
Goes to toilet: Unable to fart, Dammit vanishing fart syndrome (acute VFS)
Back in Public: Oh no! Oh fuck it, might as well just fart to the tune of game of thrones

by Peelings April 7, 2017

Kung Poo Fart

the act of yelling "Waaah-TAH" and abruptly farting right after, sometimes resulting in taking a dump on ones self.

Bill: attack! WAHHTAHHH *farts*
Bob: .....nice Kung Poo Fart o____O

by Dmizzado93 September 18, 2011

circus of farting clowns

A euphemism verging on simile to denote that a formal committee or group of people, often in positions of leadership, is so inept that it’s comical.

Unfortunately, working for the State provided me with an opportunity to fully understand that a completely clueless circus of farting clowns were occupying key leadership roles up in Sacramento.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023