bisexual john

someone who claims to be gay but is just a zesty bisexual

liltheestallion is a bisexual john

by sometimes.jonas August 11, 2023

John Samples

A very attractive man that is to into his self that steals everyone's cars and sales drugs and trys to beat everyone up. He is a whore and sleeps with every woman he meets.

Hey you know John samples!

Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...

by Everywhoreubeenwith April 27, 2024

carl john

carl john is a very nice,sweet,and loving person,he

likes to talk to his friend briony a lot.He's a big fan of cat and capybaras.Carl john may be goofy all the time but he's really smart and intelligent.

Carl john is a very attractive person.

Carl john music taste is the best.

by mswhvdjsvwvz July 21, 2022

Bertram John

Bertram John is a 59 cm tall nisse that is always in the friendzone

Bertram John: why did the kid throw the stick o butter out the window?
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!

by Sigmaen fra seden September 27, 2024

John Serna

You might have seen his (John Serna) face before, however no real backstory has yet been given to that exact image. So it is known why it is a thing.

"Who is John Serna? Do you know what that is?"

by MrWaltenson June 7, 2022

John-Olav

John-Olav got his name from his grandfather.

"Where'd you get your name from, John-Olav?"
"My grandfather."

by Daveoftheaubergines February 19, 2021

John guy

Meaning a person who modifies the look of the car but doesn’t fix the issues it has

Look at this John guy! He’d rather look good broken down at the side of the road

by Salty nutz May 3, 2023