ball clap fart

When you make a fart noise with your big sweaty balls.

1. Man, I HATE it when I ball clap fart.

by SuperSniperEagleMan July 29, 2020

Nigga fart sex

Nigga fart sex is when a nigga rubs their ass cheeks together in bed (basically backwards sex but with nigga's)

Hey nigga lets have nigga fart sex and rub our ass cheeks together

by Nigga that shall fart November 25, 2020

Brazilian Fart Brothers

Two different dudes that have eaten the same ass. Somewhat similar to Eskimo brothers.

Person 1: "Bro I ate Niki's fart box the other day"

Person 2: "No way, I ate her ass last week! Does this make us Brazilian Fart Brothers?"

by Whipdad August 13, 2016

Kung Poo Fart

the act of yelling "Waaah-TAH" and abruptly farting right after, sometimes resulting in taking a dump on ones self.

Bill: attack! WAHHTAHHH *farts*
Bob: .....nice Kung Poo Fart o____O

by Dmizzado93 September 18, 2011

10 print "farts"

LGR's fav BASIC program, infinitely prints "farts"

10 print "farts"
20 goto 10

by IncorrectAssumptions December 18, 2018

circus of farting clowns

A euphemism verging on simile to denote that a formal committee or group of people, often in positions of leadership, is so inept that it’s comical.

Unfortunately, working for the State provided me with an opportunity to fully understand that a completely clueless circus of farting clowns were occupying key leadership roles up in Sacramento.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

Vanishing fart syndrome

The need to fart only when socially inconvenient and vice versa

In public (e.g. Airport Lounge): I need to fart loudly
Goes to toilet: Unable to fart, Dammit vanishing fart syndrome (acute VFS)
Back in Public: Oh no! Oh fuck it, might as well just fart to the tune of game of thrones

by Peelings April 7, 2017