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A Nut Hair Away

When someone is so close they are just “A Nut Hair Away”. When someone is so close to something there is no other way to describe how close you was or far away you was so you need this to describe it. You was so close to that something you was doing that it was just “A Nut Hair Away” or “A Nut Hair Close”.
Example 1: I almost lost my job I was so close to losing it, “I was just “A Nut Hair Away” or I was just “A Nut Hair Close”

Example 2: I got saved by a nut hair.
by A Nut Hair June 20, 2021
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21 nut salute

The 21 Nut Salute is like the 21 Gun Salute, but instead of 7 guys lined up firing 3 rounds from weapons, 7 guys line up and blast three ropes in honor of a fallen brother, comrade, etc.

See blasting rope if you don't know what it means.
Guy 1: We did the 21 Nut Salute after Jaquan's funeral the other day
by 154566496562 July 23, 2019
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Accidental gay nut

When you nut to a seemingly hot chick only to realize it was a dude
"DUDE you're so gay you masturbate to males"
"Bro I thought it was a chick, it was an accidental gay nut"
by idiotperson February 28, 2017
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Drop your nuts

Dropping your nuts is when you try to show how tough you are and show out for a girl

It’s a way of trying to show people how masculine you are
Kevin:Man I pull more then you

Charles: Man don’t be tryna drop your nuts cuz dis girl here man
by GorRhinoDaRealest May 9, 2022
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Wet Slimey Nut

typicaly a wet nut if u came 30 mins ago
I just busted a wet slimey nut,
by ProllyAMemeStar June 2, 2018
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Slow Nut Kick

A kick aimed at the male genital region, executed at such a slow speed, and at such a low angle, that it eludes the victim's peripheral vision and defensive reflex.

As such, the victim is often unable to dodge or block the kick, jump out of range, or squeeze his legs together to neutralize the attack.
"Dude, Ryan hit me with the slow nut kick just now. Didn't see that shit coming until it was too late! Shit was devastating!!!"
by Sticksthebluedevil October 17, 2009
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post-nut delusion

(n.) a feeling of dizziness, lightheaded-ness and disorientation after an orgasm and can happen to both genders
After she climaxed, she had post-nut delusion. She barely remembered anything after she woke up.
by randomblackgirl July 17, 2020
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