meat groans

The groans one emits when seeing or thinking about a desirable meat.

Person 1: Mmm, bacon.

Person 2: Dude, now is not the time to be letting out meat groans. We're at a funeral!

by ClassicJohn October 1, 2019

Meat Masher

when your so horny that you phone up EVERYBODY in your contacts.

I Had a meat masher fest all day yesterday

by AAustinMega October 2, 2019

meat creep

1. When your man isn’t horny but you want the dick so you be creeping on it.👀

2. (Meat creep Hoe) A girl who is creeping on anyone and everyone’s meat.

1.“Yo, bro, last night my girlfriend was being a total meat creep! She only creeping on my meat tho so😝”

2. “ Jenna is always thirsty for some dick, she’s such a meat creep,

by Meatchaser777 October 6, 2019

You’re sexy and Your meat is huge

A compliment, used to describe epic men.

Rin: You’re sexy and your meat is huge
Jay: MY MEAT IS HUGE

by Soloskeleton October 7, 2019

Meat pickle

A collection of unwanted pork byproduct, lips, assholes, knuckles etc; ie it’s a Hot Dog

Can I have mustard and chili on my meat pickle

by SlumericanSik October 10, 2019

Meat snapper

A very juicy pussy that snaps up man meat and doesn't let go.

Her meat snapper gripped my cock hard enough to snap it in two last night. I'm going back for seconds.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin October 13, 2019

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019