shrodinger's tits

When a woman wears a hoodie/sweater so big you cannot tell if her tits are small or huge.

Hey have you seen Abby's tits.
Nah I heard she got shrodinger's tits.
I wonder what size they are.

by TroubledTrout56 March 12, 2023

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Get ya tits out

This day is the day where all the gal have to get their tits out or send a tity pic to they bf/gf.

Boy: “hey babe it’s October 18th get ya tits out”
Girl: “Well shit, here we go”

by Bigshlonggang October 18, 2020

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sugar tits

When a low budget tow truck driver thinks his man boobs will get him what he needs.

Hernandez , shake those sugar tits!!!!

by Ocfspgirl May 7, 2021

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Yesterday’s Tits

Old news; Something past it’s prime.

Person one: “Shut up Ariana Grande”
Person two: “She’s yesterday’s tits for sure”

by PhxWordSmith August 25, 2018

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A female (sometimes enlarged males) who have a massive bust. Depending on the age of the female these breasts can reach massive proportions. For example; a fourteen-year-old girl who is zeppelin-titted can have breast at the size of F's (DDD). While women of adulthood can reach a cup size of J (DDDDDDD). Although not looking the type, these women can have high I.Q's, and even multiple degrees. Z.T. Women usually do not consider themselves superior in beauty, but can judge other women by their intellect. It should go without saying that getting Z.T. women to be attracted to you, let alone having a public and sexual relationship with them is difficult at best. Showing her that you are worthwhile is the best course of action of getting these large breasted women.

Example one:
Guy 1:Did you see that girl with the huge rack
Guy 2: Dude, not only does she got the booty, but she's Zeppelin-titted.
Guy 1: Really bro? Aw man, do I want her.
Guy 2: Hey, careful, she's not a girl you can get in to easy. You got to show her you're worth it.

Example 2:
Girl 1: Hey, check me out.
Girl 2: No. Way. Are you Zeppelin titted?
Girl 1: Oh yeah, and I'm being smart with who I let in.

by Phoenixhydra December 9, 2013

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