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Mile High Rub

The act of masturbating on an aeroplane, usually (and more practically) in the toilet.
Jeff: How was the flight from London to Paris?
Brian: I couldn't quite find the time to pick up a bird for a bit of mid-air hanky panky, but I did rub one out instead. It was the right thing to do.
Jeff: Nice! Nothing wrong with doing a Mile High Rub.
by rob1982 January 21, 2013
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high as a hippie on a helicopter

man im high as a hippie on a helicopter
by snoman419 March 17, 2012
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Newbury High School

The high school in the middle of nowhere, and where the technology is slowly getting more modern.
Newbury High School is not very technologically advanced.
by Thatoneguy123424 January 10, 2012
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high tech dumbass

Unsuccessful pursuit or venture incorporating an over reliance upon state-of-the-market technologies and gadgetry instead of the safer, more reliable, "Keep It Simple, Stupid" (KISS) philosophy. Epic technology fail.
Terry: This Firebird X guitar has so many switches and knobs and settings... I just can't understand how to use all $6,000 of its robotic multiprocessing awesomeness.

Terry's Dad: Son, them boys just got bit by the high tech dumbass. Here, try my '64 Gibson ES-120...
by ET_Bill January 12, 2012
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Cranky non high

When you and your friends are blazed, but there is that one motherfucker that ain't high because of some "vow" that they made to never smoke and is just a cranky ass motherfucker because he isn't flying high like the rest of us.
"Dude, why is Bob so fuckin annoying tonight?"

"He's always annoying, you know he doesn't smoke, and just likes to be a cranky non high."
by shoorock October 3, 2011
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FALLSTON HIGH SCHOOL

The worst place on this earth. The principle looks like megamind and is the most racist person on this planet. The teachers are either really young or about to disintegrate. The kids are rich white and toxic. Its surprising that they even passed kindergarten because they don't know how to use a bathroom without destroying it. It's impossible for a gay person to date in that school because while everyone is "bisexual" they all date straight. Everyone who goes there is high and dumb. If you ever transfer to fallston high school... RUN.
by FALLSTON IS HELL December 30, 2022
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high school hard

When an older man, beyond his physical prime, gets so turned on by a new partner that his unit gets hard like a 16 year old.
Baby, I am so turned on right now that I am high school hard.
by HSHcreator September 1, 2023
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