Mile High Rub

The act of masturbating on an aeroplane, usually (and more practically) in the toilet.

Jeff: How was the flight from London to Paris?
Brian: I couldn't quite find the time to pick up a bird for a bit of mid-air hanky panky, but I did rub one out instead. It was the right thing to do.
Jeff: Nice! Nothing wrong with doing a Mile High Rub.

by rob1982 January 21, 2013

high as a hippie on a helicopter

to be at a state of super super high

man im high as a hippie on a helicopter

by snoman419 March 17, 2012

Newbury High School

The high school in the middle of nowhere, and where the technology is slowly getting more modern.

Newbury High School is not very technologically advanced.

by Thatoneguy123424 January 10, 2012

high tech dumbass

Unsuccessful pursuit or venture incorporating an over reliance upon state-of-the-market technologies and gadgetry instead of the safer, more reliable, "Keep It Simple, Stupid" (KISS) philosophy. Epic technology fail.

Terry: This Firebird X guitar has so many switches and knobs and settings... I just can't understand how to use all $6,000 of its robotic multiprocessing awesomeness.

Terry's Dad: Son, them boys just got bit by the high tech dumbass. Here, try my '64 Gibson ES-120...

by ET_Bill January 12, 2012

Cranky non high

When you and your friends are blazed, but there is that one motherfucker that ain't high because of some "vow" that they made to never smoke and is just a cranky ass motherfucker because he isn't flying high like the rest of us.

"Dude, why is Bob so fuckin annoying tonight?"

"He's always annoying, you know he doesn't smoke, and just likes to be a cranky non high."

by shoorock October 3, 2011

Killingly High School

A school full of white kids who think it’s okay to say the hard R.

That kid wack he must go to Killingly High School.

by ellsssb November 20, 2018

mitcHELL high school

literal HELL, even tho it’s the best high school in pasco county. mitchell consists of fuckboys, gangs, drug dealers, and hoes who basically think they run the school

hey have you heard of mitchell high school? it’s supposed to be good, but wasn’t there a big arrest yesterday?

by yiannipappas October 21, 2018