Simp

Simp stands for squirrels in my pants it's a famous quote from Phineas and Ferb

I jump like that because there are simp

by Platypus controlling me October 18, 2020

simping

A derogatory used to emasculate any guy who goes out of his way to be chivalrous to a woman he really likes.

While the person using the term will claim it is equal to being a doormat for a girl who doesn't like you, the term used almost exclusively by a person who is using you, jealous of your relationship or trying to manipulate you into not persuing the female you like.

It is a common expression amongst classic incels, MGTOW members, closeted right wing circles who carry male centric agendas and openly resent females, although jealous, hating females and lonely roomstes w mo life of their own are known to use it as well.

Bro, wdym you're going out with that girl again tonight? Man quit simping on that hoe, Phuxx and dumpher, so you can PS4 w me, you're acting like you support Feminism or something

by FAAFO October 1, 2022

Simp

A partner who demonstrates a lot of affection and attention to their partner, i.e, exhibits 'simping behaviour'. A member of the Simp Nation will not only verbally affirm their affections, but also use actions such as travelling long distances or missing work, to show their partner they care. A Simp will often deny their simp status out of pride, however, a simp is easily identifiable based on how they treat their partner.

Josh is a simp because he drives 1.5 hours regularly to see his girlfriend.

by ebaker April 12, 2023

Ranboo Simp

A cancerous individual cell that attempts to infect every single human being.

"The Ranboo simp smells really bad"

by Signori January 12, 2022

Simp

A simp is the opposite of a pimp.
Pimps are players. Simps get played.

A simp is like a sugar daddy in the makeing.

by Raheim September 3, 2020

Simp

You like someone way too much and you would do anything just to date them

"Bro I really like Alyssa she's cute"
"Well would you give all your money to date her?
"Yes ofc"

"SIMP"

by Randomperson373727272 January 13, 2021

Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"

Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"

by Saynivia August 17, 2023