Doyle's Dirty Box

A box of mysterious treasures sourced from the darkest depths of Smullens island. It is said that a deal was done of the count of 3 to dip in said box. but most people just think its a wives tale. Will we ever know what truly lies in that dirty box?....who knows...I heard it stinks.

Definition:

Adam has his whole arm in "Dolye's Dirty Box".

"Doyle's Dirty Box" Stinks

by Charles Dormer May 30, 2017

Jumping Box

What Mr. Burns calls the television in The Simpsons episode "Fraudcast News".

Mr. Burns: Now, let's see how I'm faring on the jumping box.
Smithers: You mean the television, sir?
Mr. Burns: Television, jumping box, pict-o-cube... just crank it up!

by OhNo S. August 28, 2022

Dirt Box

When a dick head has nothing better to do then walk around town in speedos.

When TAFE isn't working out for you and your dad is refusing to return your texts, by exposing your Dirt Box to the entire world in some weird desperate attempt to get strangers to give you money by showing off your body to pay for your credit card and Botox.

by mrlister22 September 25, 2018

Moving Boxes

A unit of weight to be used in lieu of traditional standards when attempting to spread false information, fear monger or mislead another into believing the mass of an object is much greater. One moving box (1mbs) is equal to 0.75lbs, 12oz, 0.340194kb, 0.3 courics or 1 large potato.

"I've held an AR-15 in my hand, it is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving." - Representative Sheila Jackson Lee

I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!

by BlackS3ven AkA Greco September 26, 2019

Brain-box

This refers to a person's head, usually in a crude or uncomplimentary way.

"Go soak your brain-box", is a common phrase for cooling off or calming down, and "He banged his addled brain-box on it" means a berk finally figured something obvious out.

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

boxing

The last kind of sport not exempt from age ratings when aired on terrestrial TV, due to its violent nature. While other sports may be shown whilst being exempt from age ratings, boxing's intensity means it often comes with a viewer discretion warning.

I was surprised to see boxing on prime-time TV—it's the only sport left that still gets content warning because of all the blood and punches!

by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025

like a boxing glove on a spring.

Term used to describe a particularly stinky fanny.

I pulled down her pants and the smell hit me like a boxing glove on a spring.

by The Incredible D March 13, 2009