tugging on my nuts

If someone is really annoying you or just pissing you off they are “tugging on your nuts”

Girl: Can i have a dollar

Guy: Are you tugging on my nuts rn?

by Lj123;) November 30, 2021

nuts in your hoodie

You won’t know until you experience it.

Yo u got nuts in your hoodie?

by Chickenwinglover October 24, 2020

Last Nut October

Last Nut October, specifically October 24th-31st, is a special seven days to bust your final nuts before No Nut November. This timeframe is also called "No Nut November Preseason." Some refute this practice, simply for the possibility of being better prepared.

"Gotta celebrate Last Nut October before NNN comes!"
"What do you mean Last Nut October? Oh, that's right..."

by IYM November 3, 2020

Post-nut suicide

when the post nut clarity hits one so hard that you either commit, or begin to contemplate suicide out of either shame or guilt.

Police officer 1: what was the motive
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor

by regrets2983910 January 4, 2022

Trini-deez nuts

when someone tries to say deez nuts to you. You can say Trini-deez nuts to make them turn five years old in a split second.

Friend: HAHA dragon deez nuts across your face
You: Trini-deez nuts
Friend: *turns five years old*
You: HAHAHA you're a small boy

by corn_hub January 22, 2022

Pre Nut Haze

The delusions of grandeur experienced whilst horny, often leading to poor decisions.

Barry: I must've had Pre Nut Haze last night to want to go back with that girl.
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?

by DopeVision April 5, 2022

Reverse-Nut Clarity

Blowing a load and realizing the feelings are real

Reverse-Nut Clarity set in and I starting looking at Etsy wedding rings

by buunnyrainy February 8, 2022