Poop Tinding

The act of using Tinder while sitting on the toilet.

My bowel movements are fuller when I'm poop tinding, because looking at all the pretty ladies relaxes my sphincter.

by SuperDontay October 2, 2025

poop clapping

shitting into your hands and then clapping aggressively

person 1: i need to get new bedsheets
person 2: why?
person 1: i was poop clapping all over them last night

by bug juice October 23, 2023

poop shirt

What you get for not lifting your shirt out of the crapper when you take a dump.

Evan didn't pull up his shirt when he went to go take a crap so it got all over his shirt. Now he's walking around with poop shirt.

by Meenuh April 15, 2014

poop

soggy mess from ur rear end!!!!!!!

"i just did a WET poop"

by POOPIE IN PANTIES February 24, 2022

poop

mr whippy poop comes out like a mr whippy ice cream

i just had a mr whippy poop

by the great word December 22, 2019

Poop

Food from ass

Jeffrey: “I had a poop
Arnold: “cool, I proud of you bro”

by Griswalds poop November 22, 2021

Poop

\A poooooop

Poop is in the toilet

by Cilister77Honyemoon January 22, 2021