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Beans

a shortened form of “cool beans
yo that’s beans dude
by beanboyofbraga July 3, 2020
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A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024
mugGet the Jelly bean and pickle sandwichmug.

bean nadan

The GOD of all GODS he is a truthful and powerful human being he eats beans with Ryan Naidu's Cousin
by yoyotgjktgk November 13, 2022
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Garbanzo Bean

Garbanzo Bean is a synonym for chickpea.
I had a one eyed Japanese woman garbanzo bean on my face for an extra yen or whatever current they use.
by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023
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snap beans

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in a contexte High OTHER végétales
There were kitchen gardens with tomatoes , snap beans and collards
by Erkla September 10, 2017
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Velvet Bean

When there is no hair one one's balls.
Bob shaved his nuts and thus has a velvet bean.
by Frishishadub March 18, 2023
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Bean

A Bean is the ruler of a planet, and you must change your loyalty to a bean right now
I was praying to a bean last night.

I also worship the bean!
by anonymous October 8, 2020
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