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Jone's fish and chips

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.
Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!
mugGet the Jone's fish and chipsmug.

fishing for crappie

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
by blackstardust May 7, 2024
mugGet the fishing for crappiemug.

King Fish

Person #1: Kingfish is kil
Person #2: no
King fish is kil ;( ;( ;( ;( ;(
by idiotnumero1 June 1, 2021
mugGet the King Fishmug.

Blind Fish

Another term for eggy bread. Used mainly by scousers, cause we are cool like that!
Do us a favour and stick some blind fish in with me full english would ya!
by Katie_NH April 6, 2008
mugGet the Blind Fishmug.

Messenger Fish

A messenger fish is a person that send messages between two people/group who are not talking to one another. They are basically the neutral party.
"You're the messenger fish"
the
by MarshMallow Massacre April 27, 2015
mugGet the Messenger Fishmug.

Fish Lip

Me: nom, nom, nom
Her:. A little less fish lip, little more tongue.
by Hootie79 August 16, 2018
mugGet the Fish Lipmug.

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