fish

Food substance that can be eaten by those who consider themselves reasonably humane, but cannot face eating vegetable alone.

Peterson eats fish.

by Peterson September 2, 2003

Susan Roper (Fish)

This ugly bitch who is a major slut. She only goes for ugly guys. She is fucking crazy and cheats in school. She is a crazy republican and beats up her principal. She cheats on everyone and has a roster of over 50. Her body count is over 1000. Her brother is gay.

Bro did you hear fish got a new boyfriend. Poor guy will get cheated on in a day.

Susan Roper (Fish) gun is pink she cheats on her boyfriends with Scarlett

by scarbb May 22, 2023

Fish Potato

A potato that is also a fish. Commonly worshipped by middle schoolers, the fish potato is believed to be the soul essence of everything around us. It can be used in any sentence and still kinda make sense.

No one knows where or how it started, but we do know it's everywhere now. You can't escape the fish potato.

Middle Schooler: Darn. I haven't been feeling very fish potato lately.
Other Middle Schooler: Oh my fish potato! That's awful!

by MRIIIIIII October 15, 2019

Sucker fish

A sucker fish is when a woman wearing a miniskirt with no underwear stands on the hood of your car and presses her vagina against the windshield

"Linda jumped on my hood with no panties , sat on my windshield. It looked like a sucker fish cleaning an aquarium."

by Uncle Ant January 15, 2025

fish

substitute word for the curse word fuck. Usually used by people who love randomness. Can be used in multiple ways.

Girl: i walked outside and it was raining, so i was like nuh-uh im not getting wet. The fish do i look like? A tree?
Boy: No... no you don't .___.

Girl: what the fish is wrong with you?
Girl's friend: asdfghjkl '______'

by Gothgirl October 22, 2013

Agressive Gold Fish

The act of getting your head stuck in a fish bowl full of water. Next, frantically masturbate with the goal of finishing before you pass out and drown in the fish bowl.

Jordan was delighted at the thought of adding some spice to his life by ending his night with an agressive gold fish. This would be much more enjoyable then banging the deadfish of a lay in his bedroom one more time.

by Grumpy Zakizzle May 18, 2024

matt fish

"Matt Fish-ing” someone is when you say you'll talk to someone, but then don't answer your phone."

Did you talk to John? I was supposed to, but he Matt Fish-ed me all day.

by FishBone555 May 23, 2018