"My shitty manager just scheduled me for two 8 hours shifts, both closing this weekend!"
"You, my friend, have a James."
"You, my friend, have a James."
by 1NF1N1TY1! June 24, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. Guy 1: Hey, have you heard? King James V just died!
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: Our king, you dumb ass.
Guy 2: Never heard of him.
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: Our king, you dumb ass.
Guy 2: Never heard of him.
by King James V March 12, 2021
Get the King James Vmug. by billlllllllyyyyyyyyy456 April 19, 2018
Get the james craigmug. James Beruldson (n.) — ˈdʒeɪmz bɛr-ʊld-sən
“A gay person whose desire is not directed toward youthful beauty nor the ordinary middle-aged bore, but toward men of seventy-eight years and upward, belongs to a peculiar class of aesthetic opportunists. They are not, as they often imagine, admirers of wisdom or connoisseurs of experience, but rather collectors of decay, enamored with the very patina of mortality. One might compare them to Elton John’s fondness for sequins and spectacle: dazzling in appearance, but absurd upon closer examination. They tend to justify their predilection with talk of ‘maturity,’ ‘gentlemanly grace,’ or ‘old-world charm,’ yet anyone with eyes can see the fascination is with the wrinkles, the liver spots, and the trembling hands clutching at relevance. To them, the scent of mothballs is not repellent, but intoxicating. To others, this preference looks less like refined taste and more like a hobbyist’s obsession—akin to stamp-collecting, except the stamps cough, wheeze, and require walking sticks. In short, the Beruldsonian type of homosexual is marked by a willful rejection of vitality in favor of decrepitude, a perversity which, though baffling, has somehow endured in polite society without the ridicule it so richly deserves.”
“A gay person whose desire is not directed toward youthful beauty nor the ordinary middle-aged bore, but toward men of seventy-eight years and upward, belongs to a peculiar class of aesthetic opportunists. They are not, as they often imagine, admirers of wisdom or connoisseurs of experience, but rather collectors of decay, enamored with the very patina of mortality. One might compare them to Elton John’s fondness for sequins and spectacle: dazzling in appearance, but absurd upon closer examination. They tend to justify their predilection with talk of ‘maturity,’ ‘gentlemanly grace,’ or ‘old-world charm,’ yet anyone with eyes can see the fascination is with the wrinkles, the liver spots, and the trembling hands clutching at relevance. To them, the scent of mothballs is not repellent, but intoxicating. To others, this preference looks less like refined taste and more like a hobbyist’s obsession—akin to stamp-collecting, except the stamps cough, wheeze, and require walking sticks. In short, the Beruldsonian type of homosexual is marked by a willful rejection of vitality in favor of decrepitude, a perversity which, though baffling, has somehow endured in polite society without the ridicule it so richly deserves.”
by jimmobobfreyo31 August 27, 2025
Get the James Beruldsonmug. A James Kellow (or JK) is a Hardcore MF. Basically coolest dude you can meet. Other guys are reaching to be him.
by Hater69intotheBBW September 17, 2020
Get the James Kellowmug. James is hands down one of the sexiest and smartest boys I know. I may have only been friends with him for months but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t falling in love. James is a badass boy who brings a smile to your face just looking at the guy like WHAT?! This man is the sun of my life. You’d would be so lucky to have him as a boyfriend he will have u begging for “special treatment 😏” (if u know YA KNOW). Either way I love my James 🥺❤️
by Bri_cutie August 23, 2023
Get the James Iurvinmug. by Joint-boy May 26, 2022
Get the James Boxmug.