The bearded witch 

A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....

Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as The bearded witch ...

The bearded witch by Tim P Allen September 22, 2008

Blair Witch 

something a woman is called when one or many simply dispise that woman's very exisitance

Tom: "Hey Rick, is that your ex"?
Rick: "Nah! It's just the fucking Blair Witch, let's roll."

Blair Witch by Goatcheez September 4, 2003

Spic Witch 

Often associated with Magical Witch-like Spanish people.

Hey Wyatt,lets burn that spic witch!

Spic Witch by RadicalPhish January 30, 2008

Jizz Witch 

Term coined by Mez Murray in 2003 in the shooting script for CRIMES CHAPEL. Title of Heavy Metal Band BRIMSTOKE'S song from the late 80's.

CALLING DOWN. CALLING DOWN THE JIZZ WITCH

Jizz Witch by Mez Murray May 17, 2013

Blair Witch Syndrome 

Human nausea induced by video recording technique in which a single or multiple hand-held cameras are used (NOT in 'steady-shot' mode) to create "realistic" feel. "The Blair Witch Project" is the best/original (most nauseas) example since the camera is being run around most of the movie. The popularity of "24" pretty much solidified the technique as legitimate and I've been getting sick ever since. I can only watch blockbusters now because EVERY non-blockbuster is too blair witch for me.

I can only watch blockbusters now because EVERY non-blockbuster gives me Blair Witch Syndrome.

Blair Witch Syndrome by hops10000 August 1, 2014

cum witch 

When you cum in-between two pieces of wonder bread and feed it to a random girl you just met on tinder.

The cum witch is a bit dry, many you shouldn't have eaten so much chocolate last night

cum witch by Masterfaulker April 21, 2016

Cucumber Witch 

Someone who performs various feats often though unattainable by humans, but scares easily like a cat with a cucumber.

Person 1: How did she even do that? How did she guess that stuff?
Person 2: I don't know, I guess Bouchardino is just a cucumber witch.

Cucumber Witch by cucumber whore June 18, 2017