Wasted Women's Wednesday

A wonderful excuse for girls (mostly sorority girls) to get drunk mid-week

Abigail: "What are you doing tonight?"
Marcy: "It's Wasted Women's Wednesday! Everyone's gonna be at the house, you should come!"
Abigail: "WWW!"

by ehclingo April 30, 2012

Ass slap Wednesday

A must in a great friendship

1.welcome to ass slap Wednesday

by anonymous April 14, 2021

Fat Tommy’s Wednesday

Every day on a Wednesday, you and your boys go to the nearest Fat Tommy’s and have a feast

I really like men (fat tommy’s wednesday)

by JonDoce November 2, 2022

Wednesday, March 22nd

Cosmo had an idea.

Cosmo: follow me into the TV, I have an idea!
Wanda: Wednesday, March 22nd: Cosmo had an idea!

by fjvjxyayvjc March 22, 2023

Whale shark Wednesday

A national holiday every Wednesday celebrating whale sharks

Brian: What day is it?
Linda: Its whale shark Wednesday!
Brian: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

i'd do it on a wednesday

Phrase implying a girl is beautiful. One you wouldn't just hit it drunk as shit at 3am on a weekend, but even would hit it soberly on a Wednesday.

Damn that girl is gorgeous. I'd do it on a Wednesday.

by balls bigger than yours September 4, 2013

One Hand Wednesday

When you want a night of internet based adult entertainment, so you make your wife cook food that can be exclusively eaten with one hand. Thus not disturbing your five knuckle shuffling.

One hand Wednesday was great last night, she made me hot dogs I could enjoy while watching some BBW.

by M.D.R.3 December 8, 2017