watermelon patch

a large group of african-americans standing in a grassy area.

I lst control of my car and ran right through a watermelon patch.

by jcornstopper September 8, 2010

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Watermelon Blindness

Noun: When you buy a watermelon, with plans to eat it later that week, put ii in the back of your fridge, and not "see" it until several months later when it's dried up and/or rotten, and you have to pitch it. This could also be called watermelon amnesia.

Tina: Whatever happened to that watermelon you bought five months ago?

Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.

Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!

by Creepytastik September 4, 2011

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watermelon sugar

all hail king harry. the og eater outerer

smart person 1: the best song in the universe is watermelon sugar
smart person 2: agree.

by llottieyyy January 17, 2021

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golden watermelon

peeing on a pregnant woman's belly

Marcy: But honey, I'm huge! And the baby's coming in a month.
Johan: Awh, baby, I'm dying over here - how about a golden watermelon!
Marcy: Oh, alright, just this once.

by bigmommainaz September 6, 2009

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