wake up and smell a blunt

you need to get with reality, get real or stop bullshitting around,also known as jerkoff, or a dickhead or synonyms include : bicthassness, bitchass nigga.

Joe: ima become a big rapper
REAL NIGGA: niga yo rhymes is whak you need to wake up and smell a blunt

by Infamous Odyssey July 07, 2009

CHRISSY WAKE UP

I DONT LIKE THIS

CHRISSY WAKE UPPPPPPP

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 11, 2022

Nagasaki Wake Up Call

Noun: A way of waking a sleeping person by spreading your ass cheeks while pressing your bottom up against the sleeping person's face and either farting really aggressively or defecating. The noise and smell this creates should be just as shocking and affective as the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb--the slumbering person will awake violently!

I gave Jimmy a Nagasaki Wake Up Call this morning to make sure he got up in time and didn't miss his flight.

by D. Cox February 10, 2009

Big money wake up

The morning that you get both a paycheck and stimulus check/tax refund deposited into your account.

Jim: You ready for that big money wake up tomorrow?!
Joe: Aw man! I don’t get paid til next Friday.

Jim: Sucks to suck, missing out on that big money wake up.

by Killerpook March 15, 2021

Saskatchewan Wake up call

When a small old man puts on two cock rings and has sex with a young attractive woman.

Ronnie gave Stephanie a Saskatchewan wake up call the night they got engaged.

by SterNation April 15, 2016

Wake up fully charged

When you wake up with a boner

I hate when I wake up fully charged

by KursedKremit October 01, 2020

Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat

The equivalent of smoking weed everyday, but you smoke it at the end of the day (Like hotboxing it with a buddy after work), going home, and sleeping till like noon, then after you wake up, eating everything in sight, and having intensions of doing the same thing, that day, and however many more times after that.

Stoner 1: So dude, what are you doing today after work?
Stoner 2: I'm probably going to Bake, Wake, Eat, Repeat
Stoner 1: Dude can I come?
Stoner 2: No....

by Blast Berry July 18, 2014