an awkward friend that is quiet most of the time, slightly overweight, also bi sexual most of the time
that Todd is so bisexual
by mike neily May 6, 2018
Get the toddmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
Get the Todd Aaron Brotze Are Michael Jackson's Successor For Latinu`~`Popmug. Carl had seen "Meet the Press" one too many times. "why am I even allowing my DVR to tape this fucking garbage? Chuck Todd is a disgrace and obviously a mouthpiece for disgraced Qpublicans. what a fucking choad!" Carl exclaimed as he chucked his beer stein against the wall. poor Carl had Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS), so he decided to start a support group in his area.
by Uncle Joosie December 23, 2022
Get the Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS)mug. by kaidunwoody May 25, 2023
Get the On toddmug. A todd is Someone that often admires Another or notices Them in a positive fashion, but shows Thier emotions or feelings of said person in a passive fashion with the intent of a slight ruse by making things slightly more complicated for Them in Thier day to day lives, but as a some what twisted sign of respect, with a stupidly almost playful intent. Often a low IQ tactic used by shy, greedy and/or awkward personality types to hopefully garner some attention from that from which They notice while not having the nerve to engage in or play into Another for fear of looking bad in lieu of a lousy inferiority complex.
Similar to, but not quite a "buzzkill" but not nearly as extreme as a "wet blanket" though definitely on the very furthest edge of the umbrella. They have, in My opinion, a stronger (if any) intent to foster a decent rapport with that which whom They notice (assuming there isn't one already) which makes Thier motives far less toxic, but still frowned upon.
Similar to, but not quite a "buzzkill" but not nearly as extreme as a "wet blanket" though definitely on the very furthest edge of the umbrella. They have, in My opinion, a stronger (if any) intent to foster a decent rapport with that which whom They notice (assuming there isn't one already) which makes Thier motives far less toxic, but still frowned upon.
Eric: "Man Lansings girl Angela sure is something else."
Manny: "Heh. I'll say. Lucky guy. ^_^"
(Eric and Manny over hear Lansing and Angela speak)
Lansing: "Great party Mike! (Looking out the window) Hmmm. Looks like My car is double parked, even though there are plenty of empty spaces..."
Angela: "Isn't that Shawn's car?"
Lansing: "Yes. >_<"
Mike: "Again?! Yeah, but You know He's never been here for that long like ever. Even for parties. Probably just here to pick up some vicodin from Me... Doubt He'll be here for more than 10 minutes."
Angela: 'Heh, I had a feeling. Come on Lansing, Let's just enjoy Ourselves. :)"
Lansing: "Hahaha, yeah. You're right. ^_^ Anyways..."
*Meanwhile*
Eric: "Hmph, always with this guy double parking people, especially LaNsInG! :o"
Manny: "Yeah, especially Him and *hmh* Angela. ^^"
Eric: "I know right? What a todd. :/"
Manny: "Heh. I'll say. Lucky guy. ^_^"
(Eric and Manny over hear Lansing and Angela speak)
Lansing: "Great party Mike! (Looking out the window) Hmmm. Looks like My car is double parked, even though there are plenty of empty spaces..."
Angela: "Isn't that Shawn's car?"
Lansing: "Yes. >_<"
Mike: "Again?! Yeah, but You know He's never been here for that long like ever. Even for parties. Probably just here to pick up some vicodin from Me... Doubt He'll be here for more than 10 minutes."
Angela: 'Heh, I had a feeling. Come on Lansing, Let's just enjoy Ourselves. :)"
Lansing: "Hahaha, yeah. You're right. ^_^ Anyways..."
*Meanwhile*
Eric: "Hmph, always with this guy double parking people, especially LaNsInG! :o"
Manny: "Yeah, especially Him and *hmh* Angela. ^^"
Eric: "I know right? What a todd. :/"
by 5753565645 May 19, 2024
Get the Toddmug. by Fabian420 March 10, 2021
Get the Toddmug. Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024
Get the Todd Howard's boys large leather jacketsmug.