by Fetal Gerth June 28, 2009

Watching netflix on your tablet or smartphone while taking a nasty crap on the toilet and blowing up the bathroom or trying to attempt a crap trap and being in there for over an hour.
by itsmells September 8, 2016

by Sk11py February 14, 2021

by Ephedrine April 24, 2023

A smaller variant of a Jeff but less cool and can not make a British Royal Guard laugh in 3.7 milliseconds but in 3.9 milliseconds. The only advantage a Baby Jeff has over the Jeff is the ability of P90X. Although there seems to be an inherent rivalry, the reality is there is a close fellowship none can measure, "heterosexually" of course.
by Franman September 27, 2009

person 1: have you ever heard of the jeff queso the richest bowl of mexican queso YA EVER SEEN?
person 2: no and get out of my house i divorced you 12 years ago
person 2: no and get out of my house i divorced you 12 years ago
by DR4CU1A November 5, 2021
