Hamburger

It has the largest "buns" in the room with the biggest "sesame seeds"
It always carries lots of "grease"
It is very "brown"
Wow! You're such a hamburger!!
by What a big cock! January 12, 2022
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Hamburger

A delicious food that can be served on many occasions. Known for being very delicious and meaty and cheezy. If people serve you a hamburger with not any kind of meat or meat replacement you are legally allowed to burn down their place of residence and their workplace. Also known for slowly starving out the world whilst you fat Americans keep eating them.

Now if you won't excuse me I have to burn down someones restaurant.😤
PI: Do you know that hamburgers are destroying the world?
PII: ¨Munching¨ What?
by Imjustheretocomplain December 12, 2018
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hamburger racing stripes

The full-body lines of road rash resulting from a high-speed motorcycle crash.
She low-sided the bike and miraculously walked away, but you should have seen the hamburger racing stripes on her side!
by Iraq-Irate July 24, 2009
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Hamburger Hete

A hamburger with Krispy Kreme doughnuts instead of buns.
Hamburger Hete?! Dude, that's like a heart attack in a bun... or, in a doughnut, rather.
by Bilal H. August 18, 2010
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Hamburger meat

A term used to describe some wet and bloody pussy
My girl got some hamburger meat so we smashing tonight
by Knegust April 23, 2019
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Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.
Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.
by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023
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tom nook hamburger

"tom nook hamburger" Is a discord group chat (I know very loser) consisting of the following 5 members: Sherlyne, Griffin, Ava, and last but certainly not least the coolest one of all, Lio. This group chat mainly focuses on topics regarding music specifically K-Pop. The 3 out of the 5 like K-pop: Ava, Ani, and Lio. Although the other two may not have similar interests, they all still try to make sure nobody is left out. I must say they are an excellent group chat. The group first started when Lio and Griffin met on a Roblox experience called "Survive Lovely Peaches in Area 51." Then a few days later the duo turned into a trio after they met Ava. They all got along pretty well. After 2 years of the existence of the group chat Lio was friends with Ani and all 3 of them agreed to add her. They have been thriving since and continue to be absolute losers on the internet.
"TOM NOOK HAMBURGER IS SO COOL AND BUSSIN AND SKIBIDI"
by Poopy2357 August 18, 2024
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