Eva Brannon

A female individual that always has a penis in her schoolbag to write her sad little poems with.
I'm sorry - isek zobbi

Dude: yo can we buy a pizza?
Dude 2: Shut the fuck up
Dude: Why? I just want a pizza
Dude 2: I said shut the fuck up, Eva Brannon
Dude: Why did you have to do me like that

by Murerdaw April 11, 2020

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Eva

eva is the best person ever. she can be a total bitch at times whether its to you or just some random person but shes someone youll love so easily. eva makes the best best friend. shes so funny and is really confident with herself. eva can hold a grudge but eventually she'll get bored of it and will say sorry and tell you she loves u. you dont want to get on her bad side though cause shell never stop bagging you out. eva is loyal and always sticks up for her friends. eva is someone everyone loves.

I wish Eva was my bestfriend

by kayrg July 26, 2022

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Eva

Eva is a beautiful small woman, that has green eyes and dark brown hair. She loves to help other people and never judge anybody unless they did something really really bad. If you have an Woman named Eva in your life, never let go of her cause she will make your life so much better. She will bring the lightning in eyes back, as you had as a little kid. She is funny, kind, smart, sexy and one of the most beautiful girls you probably will ever see.

Someone: Who is that girl over there?

Bestfriend: that's Eva, my bestfriend

Someone: dayummmn shes hot!

Bestfriend: ouh hell yhea, she is!!

by 0909080757 November 20, 2021

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Eva Logic

A logic created by Eva M. Sullivan that she obligates everyone to know. Eva Logic is not valid in any sense and can lead to the downfall of many things. Eva Logic consists of 3 supporters while its biggest competition is Potato Logic/Luck which consists of 17 supporters.

"Eva logic helped me solve my problems in life!" - Said No One Ever...

by Neo_Is_Gone October 2, 2022

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