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China cycle

When a product breaks prematurely either because it was built very cheaply or with an intentional design flaw causing it to have a short life. Can occur between instantly and 24 months. Applies to products that used to last decades. Planned obsolescence taken to an extreme. Very good, maybe even essential for capitalism, but terrible for penny pinching consumers.
My blender just China cycled. Time to throw in the garbage and buy another one. Yay capitalism!
by Got Hard July 16, 2020
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Stander cycle

Performance and standards of a street legal motorcycle however, the rider is standing on a platform or “deck” instead of sitting down.
I started riding Go-ped scooters as a kid, now I have a motorcycle license and ride a stander cycle.
by ho-pedder September 6, 2023
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The Sevie Cycle

Every year, seventh graders are subject to daily roastings from the eighth graders, who call them "sevies" and pretty much bully them into submission. Once the eighth graders have left for high school the next year, the seventh graders become eighth graders and, out of revenge, do the same thing that was done to them to the incoming seventh graders. This cycle continues and will continue until all of the eighth graders grow some balls.
Seventh grader 1: Why are the eighth graders so mean to us?
Seventh grader 2: I don't know.
Enlightened seventh grader: It's because of the Sevie Cycle. The eighth graders bully us, and we eventually bully the seventh graders next year.
by A PhD in Eugenes May 24, 2017
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cycle of caca

cycle of caca- never ending loop of you and ur special other/friends treating eachother like caca and feeling like caca.
You guys are both in the cycle of caca, i think you should break it off.

Ur relationship is toxic;-;
by JustaIdiot.. July 29, 2023
mugGet the cycle of cacamug.

cycles 128

I went to cycles 128 with Mr. Blum and we both got fucked.
by Lb7 man June 8, 2023
mugGet the cycles 128mug.

wank cycles

When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.
Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.

Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022
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