bowel cycle

When someone starts to use the restroom on a regular basis.

Person A: I've been using the restroom every hour!
Person B: Seems like you're going through a bowel cycle.

by ChameleonDragon February 17, 2018

Sorrow Cycle

The sequence if self pity and celebration after aromantic break up for a man.

He went to the movies alone.He must be in a Sorrow Cycle.

by Crusty Cannoli June 13, 2014

cycle of caca

cycle of caca- never ending loop of you and ur special other/friends treating eachother like caca and feeling like caca.

You guys are both in the cycle of caca, i think you should break it off.

Ur relationship is toxic;-;

by JustaIdiot.. July 30, 2023

wank cycles

When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.

Joshephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.

Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.

by Handsome_Cat April 20, 2022

wank cycles

When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.

Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.

Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.

by Handsome_Cat April 20, 2022

Protein Cycle

The protein cycle is when you excrete the fluid from you penis into a bottle or container that is the fist step of the cycle the second step is when you drink it that completes the protein cycle

I’ve been going through the protein cycle rapidly for 3 days.

by Stingray Toy March 20, 2024

Pissyphus Cycle

The hydration experience. One must drink lots of water only to have to pee. Through urination, one loses the water and must continue to hydrate.

“Dude, I’m trying to drink more water but I have to use the bathroom all the time now!”

“Ah yes, the age-old Pissyphus Cycle…”

by casual nut enjoyer December 14, 2024