A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.
Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.
by bromp May 15, 2008
Get the Top-deckingmug. A party trick
The trickster takes a dump in the cistern of the host's toilet, resulting in rusty water for months unless the offending turd is fished out and flushed away.
The trickster takes a dump in the cistern of the host's toilet, resulting in rusty water for months unless the offending turd is fished out and flushed away.
I went to that bastards party the other day, drank his beer, fucked his girlfriend and left him a top decker for the morning.
by Squealpiggy September 18, 2005
Get the top deckermug. by shanediesel October 8, 2005
Get the zz topmug. Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.
They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.
They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
Get the zz topmug. above comparison
by Geoff June 4, 2003
Get the top drawermug. by Edp eater May 7, 2020
Get the top fraggermug. Top Fighter -
Noun
A Top Fighter can be used to describe any Gypsy or traveller, but it specifically applies to Irish Tinkers.
Noun
A Top Fighter can be used to describe any Gypsy or traveller, but it specifically applies to Irish Tinkers.
by TopFighter August 11, 2010
Get the Top Fightermug.