pisses me

When you're too lazy to say three words, you just say "pisses me" instead of "pisses me off."

"Dude, when people don't go the speed limit, that really pisses me."

by stephaynee March 11, 2014

piss-kidney

Derogatory insult, used in Peep Show by Mark when he couldn't think of anything more appropriately enraging to call a driver when trying to get run over to avoid his wedding to Sophie.

"You're a piss-kidney."

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

piss puck

A frozen sheet of pee made by peeing in a pan and freezing it. Used for pranks.

The neighbor's kept waking me up at night, so I made a piss puck and slid it under their door. They never could figure out who peed by the door.

by Stink McFisticuffs January 22, 2008

piss of shit

- Spelling mistake (it should be called piece of shit)
- When a shit takes a piss

u fucking piss of shit

by snfbse9f8isebf May 14, 2010

Phat Piss

A need to urinate for an extremely long period of time, and when accomplished, one feels joyus and excited for completing such a goal.

I call the bathroom when we get home, i have to take a phat piss.

by thesilverbullet February 3, 2010

Team Piss

When two or more persons (not just men) urinate at the same time. Team pisses can be anywhere from outside to the common bathroom. People who Team Piss shout "TEAM PISS!" while using the rest room.

"Dude, I have to piss!" -Friend 1
"So do I!" -Friend 2
*looks at each other*
"TEAM PISS" -Friends 1 and 2

by Amberra January 18, 2011

Piss Pal

This device looks like a small mobile shower curtain with a bucket mounted on the bottom of it. It is portable and ideal for tailgating. Future upgrades may include but are not limited to a larger bucket with a cover and a large hole cut into it for those that need to go #2.

Dude, break out the Piss Pal man, I gotta go. These beers are going right thru me and the portapotty line is too long to wait in.

by Iamdrunk April 19, 2011