tile grass

A carpet of errant pubic hair (usually around the toilet) typically found in the bathrooms of college dormitories / apartments and hippie houses.

I'm going to have to pee outside... there's a meadow of red tile grass in there!

by ChadNads October 14, 2007

itchy grass

When a male has a thick pubic hair, it's really itchy.

Hey dude, why you scratchin'
I have an itchy grass, dude

by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016

Step on grass

You say this to someone who is so obsessed in the internet and has no life outside of it. Someone who stays inside his room to make drama in the internet instead of going outside to step on grass and enjoy life.

Fat man: you are suck and loser
You: my guy you should really step on grass and get a life.

by Æï July 6, 2021

ass for grass

When a girl lets u hit it for weed. Or when a girl trades sex for weed.

Friend 1 - ugh I wish i could fuck Samantha

Friend 2 - she's a stoner, ask her for ass for grass

by Yeaaa098 June 12, 2017

grass is blue

If someone says "grass is blue" they mean they just burnt down 3 houses yesterday, or they have a small brain.

Person 1: yo man the grass is blue
Person 2: dude tf.

by Amigo_Lololol April 19, 2023

Suspicious Grass

The good kush.

My dad held out a baggie of my weed and said “Care to explain this suspicious grass, Son?”

by Merpedewerpe June 2, 2018

Grass-Picker

Anybody That Plays House League Soccer And Knows The Feeling Of Sitting On The Bench.

Robert Wanted To Join The Team To Hone His Skills, But He Just Ended Up Being A Grass-Picker

by R0B3R70 October 14, 2015