Clutch

When you and your active guild mates die in a guild battle, and the CPUs manage to win the match at the very last moment you think you’re fucked.

I’m going on urban dictionary to change the definition of Clutch

by Gvcd May 16, 2018

pop the clutch

Pop the clutch is when someone spends money - "clutch" being a woman's purse.

Daddy said, "Can I take you to the drive-in tonight?"
Then she said, "My direct deposit hasn't even hit, and you already tryin' to pop the clutch?"

by Moo Moo 68 June 28, 2020

Man clutch

The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.

Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."

by stupid_idiot February 6, 2012

Captain Clutch

This is Lion's quarterback Matthew Stafford, the greatest and most clutch qb in the nf;

Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.

by matthew staffords son September 10, 2020

Clutch Arumugam

A last-minute, high-pressure success or victory, often achieved against all odds—inspired by the legendary Malaysian footballer R. Arumugam, known for his heroic saves and game-changing performances under intense pressure

"I pulled a Clutch Arumugam and finished my entire project the night before the deadline—still got an A!"

"The team scored in the 90th minute—total Clutch Arumugam moment!"

by Lightweightmacha May 5, 2025

snake clutch

A personal carry all item only used by whoreish females/males when out on the town prowling for intercourse.

- useful for no other purpose

...There's Sheila again with her snake clutch...what a slut

by turbocandy November 28, 2018

Couple clutch

The act of stealing or hitting a lick, A fast in and out mission that contains grabbing a couple items and leaving the scene before getting caught.

I went to the store to buy a pair of sunglasses but I couldn't afford it so I had to couple clutch.

by Mr. Definitioni July 29, 2022