Trump Talk - Communicating in the style of Donald Trump and described as thoroughly counter productive, unbelievable and outrageous. Communication that generally contain one or more of the following purpose driven communications strategies: inability to directly answer questions, non-fiction based/unsubstantiated/false content, jibberish, inappropriate/insulting retalitory attacks, grandiose ego driven delusional self apraisals, inability to demonstrate emotional maturity, nonsense and avoidance tactics.
Trump Talk "My IQ is one of the highest and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault." -Donald Trump
by Jane Doe USA January 18, 2017
This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.
This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.
You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.
You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
by macpolo11 July 22, 2011
Using the bathroom (#2). A spin on the words "taking a dump".
Can be used to discretely indicate you have to go to the bathroom. Can also be used to discretely, but accurately describe behavior or feeling regarding this.
Can be used to discretely indicate you have to go to the bathroom. Can also be used to discretely, but accurately describe behavior or feeling regarding this.
"I'll be ready in a minute. I need to go talk to Doug real quick."
"Me and Doug haven't talked in a long time."
"Doug must have been mad at me yesterday the way he was yelling."
"I'll be right back, Doug is calling."
"Doug didn't have much to tell me this morning."
"Me and Doug haven't talked in a long time."
"Doug must have been mad at me yesterday the way he was yelling."
"I'll be right back, Doug is calling."
"Doug didn't have much to tell me this morning."
by Mikeypedia February 08, 2010
Nonsensical statements. From the Casey Anthony trial. These include irrational statements as well as hallucination-like remarks about things that do not exist.
by vanreign June 01, 2011
by Twokitties November 29, 2015
Mike said that his shoe collection was worth $5,000 but I knew that, that was just blunt-talk because he only had 2 pairs of Converse and 3 pairs of Dunks.
by FBJ aka Baloo May 23, 2012
Cortney:"Im going to go home,ill see you later."
Gabby:"Alright, peach out dont forget to use your banana(phone) and tuttifrutti(text) me, olive you."
Cortney:"Did you just garden talk me?"
Gabby:"Yam(yes)"
Gabby:"Alright, peach out dont forget to use your banana(phone) and tuttifrutti(text) me, olive you."
Cortney:"Did you just garden talk me?"
Gabby:"Yam(yes)"
by Granny smithapple October 04, 2010