Trump Talk - Communicating in the style of Donald Trump and described as thoroughly counter productive, unbelievable and outrageous. Communication that generally contain one or more of the following purpose driven communications strategies: inability to directly answer questions, non-fiction based/unsubstantiated/false content, jibberish, inappropriate/insulting retalitory attacks, grandiose ego driven delusional self apraisals, inability to demonstrate emotional maturity, nonsense and avoidance tactics.
Trump Talk "My IQ is one of the highest and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault." -Donald Trump
by Jane Doe USA January 18, 2017
Get the Trump Talkmug. Having a conversation that is much smaller than small talk. It is usually about a sentence (or less) from one person and a one word response from the other.
by TaCticAL October 27, 2012
Get the Bit Talkmug. Using the bathroom (#2). A spin on the words "taking a dump".
Can be used to discretely indicate you have to go to the bathroom. Can also be used to discretely, but accurately describe behavior or feeling regarding this.
Can be used to discretely indicate you have to go to the bathroom. Can also be used to discretely, but accurately describe behavior or feeling regarding this.
"I'll be ready in a minute. I need to go talk to Doug real quick."
"Me and Doug haven't talked in a long time."
"Doug must have been mad at me yesterday the way he was yelling."
"I'll be right back, Doug is calling."
"Doug didn't have much to tell me this morning."
"Me and Doug haven't talked in a long time."
"Doug must have been mad at me yesterday the way he was yelling."
"I'll be right back, Doug is calling."
"Doug didn't have much to tell me this morning."
by Mikeypedia February 9, 2010
Get the Talk to Dougmug. Bro 1: Bro, did you hear that other team talking chalk about us?
Bro 2: Bro, let them talk chalk, they are simple commoners.
Bro 2: Bro, let them talk chalk, they are simple commoners.
by dtrain11 January 28, 2015
Get the Talking Chalkmug. When you are making love but the girl/guy is not reaching their high point, move your face to their crotch and gave it a little pep talk and then finish.
by The bigg papa March 25, 2016
Get the Crotch talkmug. Cortney:"Im going to go home,ill see you later."
Gabby:"Alright, peach out dont forget to use your banana(phone) and tuttifrutti(text) me, olive you."
Cortney:"Did you just garden talk me?"
Gabby:"Yam(yes)"
Gabby:"Alright, peach out dont forget to use your banana(phone) and tuttifrutti(text) me, olive you."
Cortney:"Did you just garden talk me?"
Gabby:"Yam(yes)"
by Granny smithapple October 4, 2010
Get the Garden Talkmug. This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.
This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.
You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.
You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
by macpolo11 July 22, 2011
Get the Talking to Bertmug.