taco bell internet

Slow ass internet such as the kind you'd get from using the free WiFi at a Taco Bell.

Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.

by GDubz019 July 26, 2021

Taco Bell

A particularly cheesy penis end. If 'eaten' is guaranteed to induce a stomach upset, just like a meal from the fast food chain of the same name.

"I really ought to shower more often. My girlfriend refused to perform oral sex, claiming that she could smell my Taco Bell before I undressed"

by PoolieInNottingham October 17, 2025

taco bell dump

A large behemoth of a dump that completely demolishes your toilet and can only be The result of eating 3 or more items from Taco Bell with extra fire sauce.

Bro 1: Hey dude are you hungover from last night?
Bro 2: Not really but i totally forgot we hit the taco bell drive thru on the way home.. How much did i eat ? I just took the fattest Taco Bell dump in my girls toilet this morning and she kicked out her apartment.

by JPOW 2 January 6, 2024

Taco Bell

A place where you're depressed while sipping on your Baja Blast.

I went to Taco Bell.

by Ahaha Get Noob Get Obese March 9, 2020

Taco Bell Drama

It's like... well, you know... sometimes things go that way.

I mean it was like, it wasn't no Taco Bell drama, ya know?

by "Patrick" May 14, 2019

Taco Bell

A toilet's worst nightmare.

Peter: I'm going to Taco Bell.
Toilet: Oh shit

by human1010101 November 22, 2018