shaving my cat

Shaving your girls pussy

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"

by Browncam183 February 7, 2017

Shave lazy

An individual, regardless of sex who avoids shaving or trimming their hair in areas that regular upkeep is considered appropriate if not essential by social norms or personal hygiene standards.

Everything was going great until I put that ring on her finger, before I knew It she was thirty pounds heavier, shave lazy and had chronic migraines.

It's not really a beard I'm just shave lazy.

by Ender3030 December 5, 2016

Shaved Ashley

Someone who feel need to constantly identify the gender of their date to the people they are talking to

He is such a Shaved Ashley, he told me multiple times that his prom date was female.

by Dingdingding12 March 15, 2016

Shaved Kelce

When a man is great in bed but his deflorated man-garden makes his packages unwatchable.

We hooked up in the dark and he blew my mind. But when he came for round two in the morning his Shaved Kelce was a dealbreaker.

by mistermog June 17, 2022

Now that goat is shaved

A danish way of saying "Now that jobs done"

Now that goat is shaved

by Instagram: haltemedhjalte November 30, 2019

Shave The Sheep

A traditional term used by a small group of people of a certain community, formal, for using an artifact that grasps the capability to grind a certain plant, which is oftenly inhaled in the form of smoking.

Excuse me, you charge a roach, and you shave the sheep!

by Kill The Scene. February 26, 2009

shave regret

The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.

Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.

As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.

by vanbarbecue November 1, 2017