shave my head

when someone has a bad haircut or when somebody says something dumb smh

bro I got a 0% on my test shave my head smh

by Stevenfuckedurmother February 21, 2023

shave and crave

when you want to Netflix and chill but you only have Cravetv

Casual sex

Hey gurl, whatchu doin tonight? wanna Shave and Crave? ;)

by Qbaybay June 10, 2018

Pencil Shaving

Pencil Shaving: When one of your female friends tries to act intelligent but ends up looking like an absolute spazmoid.

Example:
Abbie: Did you guys know that vaccines cause autism?
Jake: You do realise that's completely wrong right? There are studies to prove it you absolute pencil shaving

by Clit_B4n9 July 16, 2019

shoop-shave

when a girl shaves off the boys hair and beard while hes passed out after a night out, she really likes him

"bibu, you're the only one ill do the shoop-shave with"

by Krkič October 31, 2019

shaved meat

When you manscape and nik your dick.

I was on the shitter manscaping and then i shaved meat. Boi did that hurt.

by El_chopo June 30, 2021

Vaginal Shaving Bias

A social stigma among horny men promoting the preference of trimmed lips over bushy beavers. Also known as VSB.

Due to the wide-spread Vaginal Shaving Bias among her clients, Sharon had no choice but to de-fluff her muff or de-fluff her career.

by Females Against Pornography August 10, 2019

Shave the baby

Business buzzword - Meaning to streamline something as much as possible.

On this project we really need to shave the baby

by biggianteggman February 12, 2009