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mom- "are you ready to go to school yet?" me-" do i have to go to hell today?"
by dan bottom poopinsmarts March 14, 2017
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school

the worst thing ever. you are forced to go there for 6 hours a day, sit in chairs which have shit on them, deal with annoying teachers, put up with people who make you wanna slam your head on the desk so hard that you fucking die. it's a fucking terrible system that says you are stupid if you aren't good at taking exams and regurgitating unoriginal information, you wont want to learn, you'll only worry about passing. if you have a lot of creative potential school won't give a fuck, they'll make you study bullshit like the fucking Pythagorean theorem and so much other shit you don't need. although we do need reading, writing and some maths and that's fair but they teach so much shit you will never need in life. they tell you to use your time wisely yet school is the worst fucking use of time ever. when we need to know facts we have GOOGLE for that. it only creates pressure, stress, disappointment, self-loathing and i fucking hate it, im not just a pissed student, i need to speak for those who can't put it into words.
parent: 41%?! you are stupid
student: i never signed up for this,i fucking hate school
by nobody504 September 17, 2019
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School

Verb
- To put a ton of effort in to something, and then give up right before the payoff.
Oh man, you totally school'd that last season...
by sec651 June 27, 2017
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School

School doesn't mean 'school'. It means 'six cruel hours of life'.
School isn't fun
by CR7_thegoat7 September 19, 2023
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School

A place of horror and regret. As once Winnie said in Hocus Pocus "A prison for children" and she is not wrong. School is a place where you go every morning crying and waking up super late.
I hate this house it's just like school!
by Abbi Martin September 7, 2017
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School

School is an institution that is supposed to "educate" children, but only brainwashes, and makes children judge themselves off of how well they can do a test on something that they will never use in life. School makes "goldfish judge themselves on their ability to climb a tree".

School also violates basic human rights. It violates a student's right to their health and happiness. They make pubescent children and teenagers get up at 5:00 AM, while common knowledge is that sleep deprivation completely rids a person of their mental health. This also rids a person of their happiness, for obvious reasons. No one likes to be woken up when they do not want to.

We all end up forgetting all of these useless facts that will somehow help us pursue our jobs. No one will use the quadratic formula in making art. No one will care about what kind of script the Sumerians used when they would be out there designing architecture. Schools suppress students' potentials. They snuff out their dreams.

School is a "one size fits all" institution. It treats everyone as if they are the same people, with the same personalities, with the same backgrounds, with the same mind. School has not changed very much, if not at all. School was just there to prepare future factory workers.

In the end, school is a horrid place that should not even exist anywhere. In a sense, school is a crime against humanity.
Guy 1: I'm so tired of school. I hate waking up at 5:00 AM just to learn something useless.
Guy 2: Me too.
by geardagum February 19, 2018
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School

Example mom i dont wana go school last time i saw the devil
by Dejboy1234 October 14, 2019
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